I’ve decided to change from a 5-scale to a 10-scale due to the advice of friends (like “Why the crap do you have all those point-5′s? Just use a scale of 1-to-10, moron”), and so I shall. I don’t know the reasoning behind this, but it does seem a little easier to figure out how much I like something when I do it on a 10-scale. So, here’s the key to understanding my ratings, with the best, middle, and worst:
10: I just crapped my pants, that movie was so awesome
5: Meh. I didn’t hate it, but this wasn’t a great film; maybe you could rent it
1: If poop could poop, the result of that would be more appealing than this film
The other seven numbers on a scale of 1-to-10 you should be able to figure out yourself: the closer to 10, the more awesome, the closer to 1, the more awful.
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