Monthly Archives: April 2010

Movie Muhfriday 13: the Losers – 7-out-of-10 T’s

There was only one thing about this movie that I really, really didn’t like, and it only lasted about 3 seconds. Literally. It was a shot that went on just a few seconds too long, and left a spoken line … Continue reading

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GRAAAAAH FRUSTRATION

DARN YOUR SELF IMPOSED SILENCE!!! The second worst part about this job is when I CAN’T DO IT because people won’t talk to me. That happens a lot. They don’t want to go on record because they’re scared that they … Continue reading

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It’s gonna be a loooong weekend…

I’m right there with ya, kid. I have a couple jobs. And, as this is my blog and I can talk about whatever I darn well please, I’m going to talk about how sleepy I am right now. Yesterday, I … Continue reading

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One of my favorite handicaps

How many of these have you seen today? Among other things [that I hate (tomatoes, tap dancing) or like (having my head scratched, oatmeal-butterscotch cookies)] that I consider to be my weaknesses, I will freely admit that I’ve never been … Continue reading

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Retro Review: Turner & Hooch is the greatest movie ever

This is frikkin’ cinema gold, here. If you’ve never seen it, I pity you, and invite you over to my home to watch it with me. It will be awesome. This movie has everything that any movie needs, and it … Continue reading

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Movie Monday 12: Kick-Ass – 9-out-of-10 T’s

How many times have you ever heard someone say, when referring to a movie, that “the book was better”? I know that I’ve been guilty of uttering that phrase myself at least a few dozen times for a few dozen … Continue reading

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These are a few of my favorite things

GLORIOUS… Be they items you can touch, taste, hear, see, or smell, and sometimes not even those, these are a couple things that I really love: When the temperature is just right (Mid 60′s to low 70′s), there’s a long … Continue reading

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Good gravy, it’s gorgeous outside

I cover everything but sports here at the Advocate, which means the sports guys are the ones who spend most of the time being paid to go outside. Me? I do most of my work on the internet or over … Continue reading

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Pandas are pointless

“Whoa, whoaaaa, man, what’s with the hostility?“ SHUT UP, PANDA, you’re a panda. You’re pointless. You won’t breed to keep your species alive, you won’t utilize your carnivorous digestive system properly (choosing instead to eat bamboo, which is like eating … Continue reading

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Movie Muhfriday 11: Date Night – 4-out-of-10 T’s *SPOILERS!!!*

This is gonna be my first really spoiler heavy review, for the simple fact that I can’t really relay just how ridiculous this movie was without them. So beware, for: ****HERE THERE BE SPOILERS!!!**** This movie… this movie surprised me. … Continue reading

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