Monthly Archives: May 2010

Movie Muhfriday: Prince of Persia – 7-out-of-10 T’s

I read a review that compared this film to cinematic cotton candy: fun, pretty, but when you taste it, try to dig deeper, it disappears. I can’t disagree with that, but neither do I think it’s necessarily a bad thing. … Continue reading

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Raised by TV, part the 1st

My parents are lovely people who did a delightful job raising me, and since I think I’m awesome, I give them major props for the glorious being that is me. Way to go, Mom and Dad. Now, let me shift … Continue reading

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Sea mammals defending our shores

The Navy SEALS are old news kids: now, we’ve got Navy Dolphins and Navy Sea Lions. No. Not these. Apparently, the Navy has trained these animals to search for bombs and terrorists very quickly, something that would take human beings … Continue reading

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Movie Monday: Shrek Forever After – 6-out-of-10 T’s

This is the first “fourquel” (sequel, threequel, fourquel, get it? GET IT?!) I’ve ever written a review for, and it’s for a series that has taken me through more emotional highs (Shrek 2) and lows (Shrek 3) than I thought … Continue reading

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WHY WON’T ANYONE TALK TO ME?!

When this is on my desk, it’s a sure sign I’m gonna have a bad day. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again every time it makes me angry enough to post about it: the part I dislike … Continue reading

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Starter Pokémon: the Devolution of Cool

Warning: this is a long one, kids. Well, people of the Internet, it’s about time you learned: I’m a geek. What is a geek? It’s a nerd without the smarts. That’s me. I like movies and video games, but not … Continue reading

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Movie Monday: The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus – 5-out-of-10 T’s

I have no idea what happened in this movie. Like, none whatsoever. This review could have been about Robin Hood, but I heard that that movie sucked, so me and the guys rented something instead, and I figure this movie … Continue reading

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Something I hope won’t suck…

After yesterday’s apocalypse scenario, lets talk about something light, but still with a potential bit of gloom ‘n’ doom: a cartoon. Later this summer, a movie is coming out, and it’s got me more scared than anything I’ve seen in … Continue reading

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Engineering our own destruction: Spider-Goats

I promise you that this is totally for realz: we have genetically engineered a cross between spiders and goats. The reasoning behind this abomination is sound, and if you step back and just think about how cool it is that … Continue reading

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Heroes of History: Nikola Tesla

Nikola Tesla, probably calculating how to teleport cats to Venus or something. Thomas Edison is responsible for stealing and taking credit for many of the amenities we use to day: electricity, the electric light bulb, portable music (he’s credited with … Continue reading

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