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I’m old fashioned that way

I should have been born a cowboy, or in time for WWII. Back when you could punch people for being an idiot, or rude… or looking at you funny… or cause you wanted to punch them. And nobody thought twice! … Continue reading

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Trust me

Few things get the blood pumping like a personal attack. I wasn’t good at the game of High School. Even though I was in theater, “drama” never appealed to me, and the hobby of backstabbing isn’t something I was every … Continue reading

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VITAMIN RAAAAAGE (A “The Last Airbender” rant)

I’ve already established that I want this movie to not suck, which it will probably do no matter what I offer the heathen gods of Hollywood. When it does end up chock full of horrible, I will probably rage and … Continue reading

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Breaking food news!

Whoa, whoa, guys, whoa: This just in. McDonalds makes you fat. I know, right? Took me completely by surprise. But out of idle curiosity, I looked up the nutrition information for the breakfast I just had, and I apparently just … Continue reading

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How’d you get a whole log in there?

Everyone in Ohio has heard this already: the “King of Kings” statue that has been the butt of religion jokes and righteous indignation since its construction in 2004 at Solid Rock Church on I-75, burned down last night, apparently struck … Continue reading

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Whoops-a-doozies and personal enlightenment

When I was younger and we got in the paper for doing anything, like, say, when they posted the kids in the honor roll (notice how I slipped that in there, so now you can guess how smart I am? … Continue reading

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WHY WON’T ANYONE TALK TO ME?!

When this is on my desk, it’s a sure sign I’m gonna have a bad day. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again every time it makes me angry enough to post about it: the part I dislike … Continue reading

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Starter Pokémon: the Devolution of Cool

Warning: this is a long one, kids. Well, people of the Internet, it’s about time you learned: I’m a geek. What is a geek? It’s a nerd without the smarts. That’s me. I like movies and video games, but not … Continue reading

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Engineering our own destruction: Spider-Goats

I promise you that this is totally for realz: we have genetically engineered a cross between spiders and goats. The reasoning behind this abomination is sound, and if you step back and just think about how cool it is that … Continue reading

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Internet School: John Gabriel’s Greater Internet *Douchebag* Theory

Respectfully stolen from Penny-Arcade.Com That was me toning it down; the actual expletive used is in much less of a gray area when it comes to “Hey, can he say that?” So. What is John Gabriel’s Greater Internet *Douchebag* Theory? … Continue reading

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